Faster than a greasy shit running down your pants leg…
Stiffys new barn-yard friend, Obie. His main goal in life to to be huge.
Although he has reached over 1,000 lbs he is still working, or should I say, porking his way up!
One day he may reach his goal of a new world record. Until then just watch that he doesn’t eat you…
Stiffy, that means u…
Slow bastard…
Hello world, today I’d like to introduce a friend of DailyDFFR.net.
Meet Stiffy the un-dead Squirrel…
No, Stiffy’s not dead. Stiffy can’t die! you see, stiffy’s already done that!
Stiffy spends his days run– er, lying arround, in parks, under car tires, and burrying his nuts.
So if you see Stiffy, just remember, he’s not dead! he’s just waiting for the squirrel-zombie apocalypse.