Sep 052008


“Cross my heart, smack me dead, stick a lobster on my head.”

– John Crichton, with an alien lobster-esque “truth sensing” creature on his head.

“You been lying to your daddy boy and you know you shouldn’t lie to your daddy! It’s gonna stop! Who’s your daddy? Common you know who your daddy is! Who’s your daddy? D’argo, tell him who his daddy is!”

– John Crichton

“I’m your daddy!”

– Kar D’argo

“If I don’t kick this project in the ass before commandant cleavage gets back she’s gonna execute me anyway, right?”

– John Crichton

Yes, I have been on a Farscape kick, deal!

 Posted by at 10:12 AM
Sep 042008


“Alright, let’s try this; we power the screen to sixty-two percent, get in the same position we were in the first time the beam hit, then we moon the Halosians and hope they’ll shoot us again!”

John Crichton (from the body of Dominar Rygel the sixteenth)

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