Faster than a greasy shit running down your pants leg…
Stiffys new barn-yard friend, Obie. His main goal in life to to be huge.
Although he has reached over 1,000 lbs he is still working, or should I say, porking his way up!
One day he may reach his goal of a new world record. Until then just watch that he doesn’t eat you…
Stiffy, that means u…
Slow bastard…

That one’s funny as long as that little guy doesn’t say “You’ve got to move it, move it.”