Hello world, today I’d like to introduce a friend of DailyDFFR.net.
Meet Stiffy the un-dead Squirrel…
No, Stiffy’s not dead. Stiffy can’t die! you see, stiffy’s already done that!
Stiffy spends his days run– er, lying arround, in parks, under car tires, and burrying his nuts.
So if you see Stiffy, just remember, he’s not dead! he’s just waiting for the squirrel-zombie apocalypse.